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For those of you who need even more bad news beyond the Japan Tsunami + Horrible Events Now Occurring Because of It:

"8 Reasons Why the 'Gender Pay Gap' is a Total Sham" by Steve Tobak

Oh also btw the Jews made the Holocaust up and peaceful anti-government protesters are just asking to be gunned down.



Yeah, my head imploded too.
 
 
la bizcochito
01 March 2011 @ 04:46 pm
I didn't want to do the ole picspam and no other updates at all out of the blue, but damn, I can't resist this:


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la bizcochito
18 December 2010 @ 01:46 pm
GUESS WHO FINISHED ALL COURSEWORK FOR HER UNDERGRAD AT 11 PM LAST NIGHT.
















.... ME, STUPID.
<3

Hahaha I really need to stop photospamming don't I.
 
 
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Current Music: "Dog Days are Over" - Florence and the Machine
 
 
la bizcochito
11 December 2010 @ 10:59 pm


AND HERE I THOUGHT SHE WAS HOT NOW. Apparently this is something that has been going on for quite some time.

Back to watching movies essay writing!
 
 
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la bizcochito
31 October 2010 @ 09:49 pm
I am so hung over. SO hung over. SO HUNG OVER.

Hope everyone is having a happier Halloween than me!
 
 
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la bizcochito
15 October 2010 @ 10:37 am
Bahahahaha you know what I love? The fact that I was on Sympatico.ca by chance this morning and saw a teeny headline going 'Rocker admits to gay relationship' and went to myself, OH, GAVIN.


OH, GAVIN <3

What I love: Gavin's really crazy young life as a soccer player/model/God knows what

What I don't love: The fact that no-talent douchebags who are pathological liars (you know who I mean) and sad one hit wonders who have nothing else going for them (Marilyn), and the million other people who can't stop poking the Rossdale-Stefanis, won't just roll over and die already.


Right everyone, now have a picture:


Admit it, your ovaries nearly combusted.
 
 
la bizcochito
14 October 2010 @ 06:14 am
SORRY I'VE IGNORED YOU, LIVEJOURNAL. I'VE BEEN DISTRACTED BY RP. AND SCHOOL. AND KARL URBAN. But I have realised my neglect and shall now do something about it. Yes. I know you're all incredibly pleased! ;D

So last night my friend Jen went and watched Paranormal Activity and told me ONE SMALL DETAIL about it. So then I went to sleep hours later and fucking unconsciously designed my own dream about this shit. It was basically a rehash of my entire day, with the added bonus of me having watched the end of this movie which I thought particularly charming, until dream!Jen told me it was a plot twist. By then I had incorporated this movie into my real life somehow, like this strange sort of pretend or make believe. I couldn't seem to shake it off and had the distinct feeling of being haunted, becoming more and more unsettled by the strange tint the world had gotten. By the time I was going to bed in my dream, the feeling of being unnerved had escalated into full-blown terror, culminating in some of the lights in my house 'burning out' into a red glow, and the image of a little girl having a fucking creepy tea party with her ghostly soul mate, wearing a string of pearls.

IS IT ANY WONDER I WOKE MYSELF UP AND COULD NOT GO BACK TO SLEEP. This is why I tend not to watch horror movies. By the time I had the courage to check what time it was, it was 4 AM. By 4:30 I realized I was not going to go back to sleep, and now it's almost 6. I have to be up in an hour and a half so, no point really. So instead I'm just going to freak out about Karl Urban, that sexy motherfucker.

RED IS COMING OUT TOMORROW AND I AM SO EXCITED IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE A YEAR OR ANYTHING, PSH. Okay maybe not a year. Ten months?



WAIT HE'S FROM NEW ZEALAND?



"WELL HONEY, I MASTURBATE."



"I FOUND MYSELF IN AN EXISTENTIAL QUANDARY."

I truly love the fact that Karl Urban is physically incapable of buttoning up his shirt all the way.
 
 
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